decommissioned Fordist robot now on incapacity benefit

"Corruption was epidemic, achieving its absolute apotheosis when the palsied 94-year-old godfather of the Mafia family which controlled organized crime in Louisiana was actually crowned Miss Universe in Taipei, Taiwan, and presented with a ruby ring, a tiara, a Renault, $8000 in cash, and a year's worth of cosmetics from Avon."

Mark Leyner, My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist

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Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are
Ha ha ha bless your soul
You really think you're in control

Well, I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
Just like me

Gnarls Barkley, "Crazy"